Learning from the best * The Brown boys*

[zachery m. brown]

Wearing his usually

It took a lot of convincing on Zac's part to get his mom to drop him off to the school, but once he put on the puppy dog eyes, and explained that he missed his brothers. It was cake walk from there, now came the hard part. Zachery really did miss his brothers, it was fun having them at the house and with them both home. It allowed him to get away with more stuff then he normally won’t be able to besides the fact that he enjoyed both of their companies, especially when they allowed him to tag along to a few parties, but now that they were gone. His parents had all their attention aimed at Zac, and that didn’t fly sometimes in Zachery’s book.

The reason why Zachery wanted to visit his brother’s at school was because he needed their advance. Really Clem’s advance, which would have sent his mother’s warning bells off as soon as she heard why he wanted to come to Richmond high. Out of the two twins you would usually go to Sam for some good down to earth advance about things in general, but in Zac’s book Sam, was lacking in this area that Clem excelled in and that area was girls. For the past few years Zac has been crushing on a certain girl that’s pretty close to the family, and needs advance at how to go about talking to her, and getting her to notice him. There was an age gap between the two of them, and hopefully with some of his brother’s advance he would be able to help him get the girl.

He had sent his brother’s a text message that he wanted to meet them at the archery range in the Great Lawns. He knew they both had class…well Sam had class and Clem had girls to deflower in the lockrooms. Most people would be wondered and frighten that Zac even knew what that meant but he was a Brown, and a grandchild of Aphrodite of course he knew what all sexual terms, position, and hand signs meant. Even if his parents didn’t want him to know, but Zac didn’t really let on that he did in fact knew much about the big S-E-X. But I digress, Zac had already put together his compact bow that he carried everywhere he went and was firing a few arrows down the 100 yard marker. 9 out of 10 times he hit the center; none of that was inherited from his dad side of the family, years and years of practice. To everyone’s knowledge in the Brown house hold, Zac might be the first one to experience a gene hiccup where his every last drop of his blood was mortal. Which push Zac to be better, try to make up for the fact that he won’t be special like the rest of his family, and those were the thoughts that consumed Zachery almost every waking moment of his life and being in a school full of Demigods even more. So much so that his brothers’ arrival went completely unnoticed by the Youngest Brown member.

[sam brown]

Outfit!

Sam was on his way out of his history class, his bag slung over his shoulder, books shoved in haphazardly and his hat slouching back against the back of his neck. He was bloody exhausted to be honest, he'd ended up going to one of Clem's parties, got suitably drunk, now had a hangover and didn't get any sleep. He honestly didn't know how Clem managed it.

He was crossing the lawns to lunch when he saw a pretty familiar head of brown hair in front of him, considering the kid was a fair bit shorter than everyone around him and also happened to be his brother, Sam managed to recognise him pretty easily. He made a detour over to the kid, pronking himself down beside him.

"What you doin' here shorty?" He said.

[clem brown]

It was the middle of break and Clem had just spent a pretty good morning dabbling in his favourite 'class' in the locker rooms; female anatomy.

He was even vaguely thinking she might be a temporary keeper when he felt his phone chime with a new text. It took him a moment to actually find it among the crap filling his pocket before pulling it out. He soon made a detour, sauntering over at his usual leisurely pace, admiring and appreciating the various nicely formed arses passing him, aware that he himself was probably the subject of some observations too until he came to the archery range only to find both his brothers already there.

"Alrigh' you drunkard?" He said innocently, addressing Sam and the pretty long haul they'd both had last night as he sat down on the other side of the smallest member of the Brown family...it was hard to imagine himself ever being that small.

"Alright kid?" He said ruffling his younger brothers hair.

"I heard you were seeking my advice, not that I blame you, oh I of great and plentiful wisdom," Clem said pleasantly, sorting in out his pretty rumpled shirt a bit and pushing his hair into some kind of order, he was pretty sure he had class next with one of his other favourites and he'd probably already have some apologising and reasurring to do depending on whether or not she heard about the happenings of last night. He was hoping not.

[zachery m. brown]

When Sam spoke it made Zac jump in his own skin and his arrow went way off from hitting it’s mark, way, way off. Zachery forgot how silent Sam could be. They both were lucky that Zac wasn’t so jumpy he whirled around and fired at Sam, and that would be hard story to tell mom. “Don’t do that Sam.” Zac spoke his voice a little shaky from being surprised, and in mere moments of Sam’s arrival Clem arrived and answered Sam’s question for Zac.

But before Zac answered he took a brief moment to notice how much of a difference there was between the siblings. The twins were both tall, handsome, real eye catchers, and Demi. Something Zac just wasn’t. No matter how much he wanted it, and instead of putting him more in a runt like before, Zac just reminded himself that he just wasn’t Demi-material so he had to use what he had, and right now he had two brothers who were in their own right masters at get woman Clem and Sam.

Zachery went to work with breaking down his Compact bow he brought along and keeps his eyes on the work. Giving the air like he needed to focus, but Zac could break this bow down blindfolded and in the dark with one hand tied behind his back, and won’t miss a beat, but he couldn’t bring himself from looking at his brothers and might read the opposite signs of approval and willingness to help.
“I’m looking for both of your advance. I’ve been crushing on this one girl… well she really a woman for many years now. She’s older, and I’m tired of being over looked and treated like a kid. Will you help me Clem….Sam.” This time Zac paused and looked up from wrapping the wire of the bow and looked from one twin to the other.

[clem brown]

Clem heard his younger brother through, nodding slightly until he finished. He sat there for a moment, mulling it over...before he let out a chuckle.

"And how much older are we talkin' here? 'cause I mean seriously, if she's mums age or something perverted like that, I'd tell you to stay away," He snorted before shifting slightly to get more comfortable.

"Either way, first off, you're going about it the wrong way. You don't crush on girls mate, crushing means feelings, you're confusing wanting to shag her and bugger off with feelings. Don't worry, even I have come across such simple misunderstandings." Clem said pleasantly, giving him a little pat.

"What you need to do is to picture yourself shagging her, if you can't manage it, don't bother, if you can, well done, you're truly a Brown kid. Now girls like funny, they like laughing but don't make her laugh too much or she'll start talking, the LAST thing you want is her talking if you wanna bang her, otherwise you'll finally get there and she'll wanna stop and talk about her feelings. Girls like insensitive guys, all that crap about wanting a guy who can cry and 'show his feelings', that's bullshit, if she wanted that she'd go talk to her girlfriends, it's why they travel in packs, so that they can cry and bitch about each other, s'fact of life," Clem began matter of factly.

[sam brown]

Sam listened to Clem speak with an ever rising left eyebrow. He waited until he'd finished, trying to say something but finding he was temporarily struck dumb.

"You shouldn't be let out into normal society let alone influencing and advising other people. Girls don't like insensitive guys, insensitive pricks like your brother here usually end up as washed up, fat, beer bellied bachelors that no woman would touch with a barge pole," He said flatly before turning back to his youngest sibling.

"Look, I may not shag around like a mutt but I know how to get the girl. Sure, Clem's way works but for the most part he's only ever gonna get one shot with that girl and let's face it, he gets some not so fit girls too. So if you wanna cheap shot, follow his advice. If not, then just start humming when he's speaking, it's what I do. First off, there's no point tryna flatter her and shut if you don't know what she likes, what she can go on for ages about and what makes her like something. The last thing you want to be is awkward or lost for words so you need to pretend like you're talking to ones of your friends. Girls like funny so try make her laugh a bit without going full out and making yourself look like a clown. You want cool and funny," Sam started.

"Now you don't wanna start off giving showerin' her with stuffed teddys and prewritten cards 'cause then it looks like 1) you're tryna buy her 2) it's the only thing you can think of or 3) you're just desperate. You need to give her small things that make her smile, something you know she likes that SHE knows you know she likes," He explained.

((Bleh, crap post!))

[zachery m. brown]

As Zachery was trying to listen to Clem what he was saying was going over his head just slightly and Zachery knew he should have brought a notebook along, but as Clem went on. Zachery quickly dismissed it and thought it was a bad idea to come to Clem. He didn’t want to sleep with Noel, he just wanted her to notice him, and maybe they would go on a date or something, but Zachery felt too young to be shagging like his older brother, and just when Zachery’s hope was dwindling. Sam piped up and saved the day. Even though what Sam was saying sounded logically and what he wanted to achieve. It was still a bit too much. Zachery bite the bottom of his lips as he was looking from one brother then to the other, and staring off to other areas of the Great Lawns, and his eyes landed on a group of girls and a thought formed, along with a devilish smile.

“How about we put your teaching though a few practice runs,” Zachery pointed toward the group of girls that was walking by that was nowhere close to Noel’s age. “Not those girls in practical, but girls that are out here now, and you guys couch me before going over.” Zachery looked from one twin to the other thinking that it was one Bloody good idea.