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Post by MISS SMACK on Dec 22, 2011 19:12:32 GMT -7
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For those of you who don't know, I'm Miss Smack, your not so friendly neighborhood gossiper. If you want to know what's really going down, I suggest you read what I have to say because I can promise you no one says it like I do. So let's get down to business.
Let's talk about our picture perfect families. Well, maybe not so perfect. The Keeni family is a total wreck. I mean, how the hell did sweet little Rebecca expect to tame nasty, old Bear?. Now they have two kids. Noel is a trashy slut to say the least and Charlie is a socially awkward, closeted homosexual. The whole family is fucked up. Maybe not as much as the Brown family next door who, I might add, are pretty much mortal enemies with the Keeni's. Talk about lawn wars. It's probably because Becca still holds a grudge over Tamara for screwing Bear all those years ago. Really, Becca? Get over it. Bear is just as guilty as that whore. Adam appears to not want anything to do with the whole rivalry, but you can't help but question how he's part of the Richmond Police Department when his son, Clem is running a muck around town. He's only seventeen and he's already been arrested and not even for anything cool. Indecent exposure, Clem? Really? Pathetic. Then there's Sam who seems to be indifferent about everything. Heartless seems to be a trait in the Brown family. Delilah seems like the odd ball out. She's always following Bear like a lost puppy while Charlie seems to be having an unnatural attraction to her. I hear you're making a sculpture of a woman, Charlie. Wonder who that could be. The youngest, Zachery is learning early from his older brothers about the ladies. The kid is only twelve and he's already loving all the girls. Hey, isn't that around the age Sage lost his virginity, who by the way is still single and desperately clinging on to his glory days? Watch out Tam. Wouldn't want your little boy chasing girls that are like you. The Moore family seems to be as boring as ever. The Eastlyn-Capone family is pretty well known around Richmond. Semper is turning into a blind old bat. It's a wonder how any one could stay with him for that long. His kids Xander and Amberlyn are a weird bunch. I'm sure they'll be the target of much bullying at Richmond High.Sarafina is still trying to get Dodger to grow up now that they have Bailey around. You would think when she got pregnant at the age of seventeen he would have matured, but no. Now Bailey is chasing any boy that is cute. Hayley Fox is doing a decent job raising Max even though she has just an okay job as a music instructor and no husband to help raise a boy around the house. Poor child probably doesn't even know what porn is.
Enough about the family life, let's get on with everyone else. Our university students are just so precious. They think that getting a higher education makes them so damn smart. Especially that Alexiana. She tries to make up for the fact that she's a whole year behind because she was being fed through a tube for a whole year at rehab for those anorexic and bulimic people. Now she thinks she is just all mighty. Well, Jacob put her in her place by totally trashing her car, that she worked hard for by the way. He's a cocky son of a bitch, but I have to admit, I like his style. Our high school buddy, Seth is stirring up all sorts of trouble with Clem. Sophia is desperately trying to be "one of the guys" but in all actuality, they probably only keep her around for the eye candy, if they're not tag teaming her already. Timothy is our outcast in high school. He's all tatted up and just doesn't seem to quite fit anywhere which is saying a lot for a town like Richmond.
Listen here all your dicks and bitches. I'm just trying to tell it how it is. I was being considerably nice for being gone soooo long, but don't you worry. I know everything that's going on in this small town. No one can hide from me.
♥Miss Smack |
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